Hello, everyone. I'd be much obliged if someone here at the Mudcat could supply me with the lyrics to this parody of the "Garden Song" that I only know the first 2 lines of:

"Inch by inch, weed by weed, my garden's really got me teed Mice and rabbits love to feed on my tomato plants. . ."

Between my large garden and orchard, my experimental iris garden and my mother-in-law's garden, I'm already starting to feel the strain this year and I'm sure that this song would help me get through the summer.

My heartfelt thanks in advance. . .

cheers,