Coming home from a holiday we went for a curry in Aberdeen. When we got on the ferry for a fourteen hour trip home, the wind was picking up and by the time we sailed it was a full gale. Now, I am not the best of sailors, so within the hour I'm lying on my bunk (the lower one she insisted) and calling for Bert and Hughie at regular intervals. The stench in the cabin was so bad that even I noticed it. I felt sorry for the next passengers who'd use that cabin. Never eaten curry before sailing since!