My version of Humoresque is by folk singer Oscar Brand

Passengers will please refrain
from flushing toilets while the train
is in the station, (darling I love you)
We encourage constipation
while the train is in the station,
(moonlight always makes me think of you)

If you wish to pass some water
Kindly call the pullman porter
He'll leave a vessel in the vestabule
If the porter isn't near
Then Try the platform in the rear
The one in front is windy
Ain't love cruel?

If the woman's room be taken
Do not feel the least forsaken
Never wave the banner of defeat
Try the men'x room cross the hall
And if some man has had the call
What villain could deny my love the Seat?

If these efforts all are vain
Why not break a window pane
Although this method's used by mighty few
We go strolling through the park
Goosing statues in the dark
If Sherman's horse can take it, Why can't you?


Hope this helps you out.

Dan Collins

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