OK, set em up, bartender. This is on Berts tab, OK? I've had it, just fookin' HAD it with Holidays! What in all goodness is HOLIDAYS all about anyway?

I need a few shots of the Good Stuff. I've shopped, I've wrapped, I've prepped nibbles, I've cooked...and what do I get outta this deal?

So far, not a damn thing. Screw the wine, set me up with some Yukon Jack shots.

Piss on em all, I say. They can't be bothered to be here, I can't be bothered to be 'here' either. I may sleep all day tomorrow. Well, I'll get up to let the dogs inoutinoutinoutinout.