My daughter might have a a strep throat, so I couldn't go eat dinner where I was supposed to. I'm taking meds that forbid me to have alchohol. Bring me a cuppa and a dinner menu. Judas' Carryout might be open for Easter, but it's closed for Christmas, so I'll try the First Supper Special here this time out.
If he clears off the crust from his station, I'll eat with my good friend The Giant Squid--No, wait! It looks like his date, some sort of she-cephalopod, with whom he's looking to get all warm and cuttly just emerged from the Ladies Room.. Be careful, my friend, she may not be as naughty-less as she looks. Hey! He's presented her with one of the original 45rpm single versions of the Beatle's "Help!" with the original inscription "from the upcoming Motion Picture "Eight Arms To Hold You"! What poor sucker did he get to let loose of one of those?........