The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #107058   Message #2222678
Posted By: TheSnail
26-Dec-07 - 09:22 AM
Thread Name: BS: Pulling a Christmas Cracker
Subject: RE: BS: Pulling a Christmas Cracker
In my cracker yesterday -

Q. How do snails keep their shells shiny?

A. They use snail varnish.

Spooky.