Hey, Rap-Man. I bet them Sudbury skanks flippin' miss me, eh? I bet the cops do too. I was, like, the light of their lives, man! I am the stud muffin they all dream of (or wish they was), eh?

Well, I hadda expalin to Atrtixes and the guys here about Christmass becoz they did not know nothin' about it, eh? Not one thing. I told them about all the important pints like presents, decoratin' the tree, gettin' drunk, singin' flippin' Christmass corrals and all that stuff. Oh, and the baby Jesus too. And Santa Claus too. And the flippin' manger and all that, eh?

Man, are they ever flippin' confused about it. They can't flippin' make heads or tales of the whole flippin' thing, but they did the best they could fer me, eh? They come up with some stuff that is like eggnog with rum and you can drink all you want and get flippin' loaded but you dont' get hung over the next day, eh? Flippin' decent!

And they put on a great light show.

They seem to think that Santa Claus is the dad and baby Jesus is his kid, so I hadda straiten them out on that.

I have got all lotta work to do before they are reeally up to date on this, I guess.

Merry flippin' Christmass!

- Shane