DINNER PLATES!????? Whoooooo!!! Jen, you gotta stop these descriptive posts!!! :>) Bear in mind, unlike those of you who are curvaceiusly gifted we ballbearing types are living a poor life, cloaked in groveling mystery, most of the time, about these gentle bounteous, awe-inspiring, attention-riveting, cosmic jewels which you-all treat so cavlierly. They hold power over us -- especially when we dance with tall partners!

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(Now I'm worried I'll get a bust in the chops!)