Kendall, I LIKED your joke, even if nobody else noticed it!

LH said, I skipped the light fantastic on the sidewalks of New York. . You might skip, but I think the expression is tripped, though I don't know why you'd want to trip a light, unless it was some hunky guy lighting a ciggie for you and you didn't want him to go away, so you could trip him and miss getting your ciggie lit, but get the guy, or I dunno...it's making m'head hurt!

I have never

graduated from high school (did get a GED) or college
worked my way up a corporate ladder
been arrested
had a moving violation ticket
skied, water or downhill (odd when one grew up in Colorado!)

been out of the United States, except maybe when I was a few months old and mom and dad drove into Canada from where we lived in North Dakota, not sure if they did or not

grown my hair as long as I would like it to be
played soccer


I think it'd be a lot easier to list the things I have done!