How good is that wand, gnu? Could it turn an uppity back cat with a 'tude into, say, a black lab retriver? NO, gnu! Not an African American NIH intern gofer in a white lab smock! There you go! A Labrador dog! Now, GO FETCH, RaVen!.......

Uh, oh!.....Hi, Geoff The Duck (complete with napkin and utensils in his hand! You're probably wondering how you got here.....Errrrrr.......How's Jane and the kids?......How WAS Christmas dinner?......

(Bad dog, Bad dog!)

RaVen smirks. Never seen a Lab smirk before....

(Is there an instruction book with that thing, gnu?)