Sorry Spaw, no titilation from this corner, besides, my daughter would probably floor me for discussing the size of her left breast in a public forum, if she knew, so I'd better not go near her backside, besides she too young for you.
As for me, gravity, childbirth and age has somehow managed to change my pride and joy, without support, to something that resembles tobacco pouches. And sadly, I haven't been called "Susie Sweet Cheeks" for quite a few years.