The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #21027   Message #222380
Posted By: wysiwyg
03-May-00 - 03:12 PM
Thread Name: keeping a breast
Subject: RE: keeping a breast
OK, it isn't a lyric request, but if you can help me out I am sure someone will make a song out of this. I've asked before, but Alas! Still need to know:

The Bra Salesman says bras only come in the following sizes, but I can't be sure I have correctly remembered all of the sizes. I think there is one missing.

Sub-Nubbins
Nubbins
[missing size here?]
Droopers
Bloopers
Super-Bloopers

So I figure that if no one knows the classic line I've forgotten, at least one of the members of the Goofy Girls' Gentlemens' Auxiliary will have some thoughts to share.

AND-- this is an old, pre-silicon days joke, so KEEP EM NATURAL. Or start another list for the artificially altered varieties.

~S~