Jeez, Rig, you must be really desparate!

"She's dead! What more evidence do you need?"

That's the same kind of logic as the guy who kept snapping his fingers all the time. A fellow walked up to him and said, "You know, that's getting really annoying. Why do you keep doing that?"

"Because," said the finger-snapper, "it keeps the wild elephants away."

"Keeps the wild elephants away? But there are no wild elephants within thousands of miles of here!"

"See?" said the finger-snapper, "It really works!"

Don Firth