TO: Pete Peterson
FROM: The Red Cross
RE: Urgent Situation Report: Mudcat Radio

Please be advised that the Red Cross has verified a humanitarian emergency in progress at:

The Mudcat Cafe
5 West Gay St. Suite A
West Chester, PA 19380

We have verified that Mr. Max D. Spiegel has apparently locked himself in the bathroom at that location and has no toilet paper. This will delay the start of tonight's scheduled relief broadcast. Please consider this your notification to leave work immediately on Red Cross business, and proceed to his assistance promptly.

Contact your local Red Cross chapters at point of origin or arrival, should you require further assistance.

Thank you for volunteering with the American Red Cross. When Help Can't Wait, We'll Be There, thanks to fine people like yourself.

~Duty Worker Susan~