i recently heard at newcastle falcons rugby club a song that was sung to the tune of Tom Jones's Delilah.Unfortunately as i was completely bladdered at the time i cannot remember the words.It was all about some bloke who had a 84 year grandmother who was a whore,part of the lyrics being:eighty four,an octagenarian whore,forgive me grandmother i just couldn't wait anymore

any help would be greatly appreciated.