Dear Mr. Severn (Nanticoke/Wye/Sesquehanna/Choptank/Other random Maryland river) Savage:

I skipped a rock across a river today that was younger than you! (Both the rock & the river!).

Happy Birthday, ya old fart!

Good pic of Severn (plus Brad Howard and me!):
The Annapolis Pawn Shop Trio

Oh, yeah! and don't think we won't mention this at Tuesday's Chantey Sing!