"Health Alert"

There is a dangerous virus being passed around
electronically, orally, and by hand.

This virus is called Weary-Overload-Recreational-Killer
(WORK). If you receive WORK from any of your
colleagues, your boss, or anyone else via any means
DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your
private life completely.

If you should come into contact with WORK, put your
jacket on and take two good friends to the nearest
grocery store. Purchase the antidote known as
Work-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract (WINE) or
Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter
(BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK
has been completely eliminated from your system.

You should forward this warning to 5 friends. If you
do not have 5 friends, you have already been
infected and WORK is controlling your life.