The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #2224863
Posted By: Rapparee
30-Dec-07 - 09:30 AM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Hey, them Legionairres and Legionettes grow their own salmon. That is, "salmon" is what they call it because they grow it in obscure places along the Salmon River. It's some kind of plant that was originally used by, I think, cannibals because it's real name is something like "cannibals satisfied." Anyway, they harvest it, dry it, run it through a blender, and enjoy smoked salmon. They say it's good for glaucoma and I guess a lot of them have glaucoma. I think it smells like burning Coca-Cola.