...for a banjo in every pot...

A little pot in every chicken.

Does this mean brownies (not the Girl Guide variety for the benefit of UKers here) will be made with chicken and banjos now?

I may well have to resign my membership of the Sensible Persons club...

And as for the stone cold sober, completely clean and totally not under the influence of anything mind image that THAT is conjuring up... well.... there went any chance of sleep tonight!

But basically Leadfingers has it right. You could elect an eggplant and it wouldn't be any worse than your present incumbent.

LTS