Gads! I've created a monster! Just sat down and read all your replys.

UNI-BOOB: Sounds like something a she-cyclops would have!

WHAT THE HECK IS CELLIST'S TIT?

I used to have a friend who would exclaim "now you've got your tit in a wringer" to illustrate that I was in a fix. I complained one day, and he changed it to "you've got your udder in a rudder". The mind recoils as various mental images flash....

I will try soon to get a photo to bbc so you all can see what I'm talking about. Sheesh, I'm really not an exhibitionist, believe me.

Spaw, the only instrument that comes to mind where you do use your ass is the bassoon (b-ass-oon). You've got to sit on the darn thing to hold it down... :o))) Margo