Out of the Ladies comes SINS. Strange....how did I get in the Ladies? Strange that Rapaire and the kitty are unaware that they have been combined into some strange version of Puss 'n Boots and Liz thinks she still has a cat's tail up her butt.
HMMMM - I believe it is actually that rusty old sword. No wonder she thinks it needs conditioning.
Stranger still that Rapaire was not the least bit embarrassed to uh relieve himself behind the cabbages. Hope he washed his hands before he started playing with that noisemaker.
I do believe that they are posting without reading.
Anyway, I have read the manual from beginning to end and know enough to fill the Tavern with joy and love and peace for the New year. I will throw in a bottle of single malt for good measure.