can't help with that, but try this:

I saw the light of her bike as she rode past my window She was so drunk that she fell in a heap on the floor She lay there laughing.. I kicked her right in the crutch, and she laughed no more

Then she burst my Lilo Oh no, not my Lilo How could she have done this thing to me She's burst my Lilo and now I must sleep on the floor