I've tried to plant some grass seed for a couple years or so
But my soil is very sandy, and nothing much will grow
I haven't had much luck at all, and my heart is full of woe
But the crabgrass it is green, and it's growing...

(Too bad they haven't bred a flowering variety)

I hate the stuff, and I've had it with dandelions. On the other hand, I have asters, daisies, joe pye, jewel weed, queen anne's lace, buttercups, yarrow, goldenrod, some tiny purplish-blue flowers, and a couple of yellow things I can't remember the names of. (And butterflies and hummingbirds.)