Oh dear - I ache from laughing - what a hoot!!

Dave - I think that everything you assumed about what I wrote is entirely wrong. Please don't let that concern you in the slightest. It puts you fairly and squarely in the situation of the average man.

I could go with believably naive - yes, I could live with that.

And - to everyone - I hope that all that you seek out to enjoy, where ever and when ever, is to your satisfaction, whatever type of performance, at any level of competence.

Just don't try to go through a hot summer without a fridge.

Ha - half an hour to go - I shall now prepare the makings of a glass of my namesake and await the New Year with my customary mixture of hope and nostalgia.