The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #2225964
Posted By: Rapparee
31-Dec-07 - 11:33 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
You don't "feast" at the Legion Hovel. In fact, you'd barely want to eat there if you're starving to death. The specialty of the house is cheap hot dog chunks in cheap macaroni and cheese, both of which are either over- or under- cooked and sometimes both at the same time. The biscuits are burnt on the top and bottom but pure dough in the middle, and it's the only place I've ever been where they can burn the top of a piece of streaky bacon and leave the bottom raw.

But then, most Legionettes and Legionairres aren't exactly gourmands.