So how many of these am I supposed to contribute to a year?

Will this thread reach 365 posts or postings? Or more postings than last year's Joe Offer thread?

And where IS Micca? (To say nothing of all the lost Christmas presents, not that there's any connection, mind you!)

Has the definition of Folk Music chanded in 2008?

Should Trolling be restricted to using the little critters for bait while salt water fishing? (Or is that all water under one of their bridges by now?)

Are there no REAL Gods, (not even Sons O' Gods)?

Is a merely fair Port better drunken from a steel ice pan?

Who was Huey, Dewey & Louie's real father?

Who was the Grandmother of all BS Threads?

......but of course I sincerely wish Giok all the best for all the 365 days (Yes, you get an extra one this year at no extra charge) I may have forgotten to wish him well last October.

All spoken, mind you, by one who had an useasonal unsoliscited extra birthday thread himself somehow once......