EXTINCT---Formerly a skunk---now roadkill!

TRADITIONAL----Songs we all know but we MUST sing them from the book (folk bible) RISE UP SINGING!

FAMILY TRADITIONAL----Inbreeding within our family causing mutations like the two-faced double standards often exhibited on this (and other) music scenes!

FOLK-----any carbon-based creature EXCEPT HORSES!! (Sorry Big Bill!)

SPONSORED-----What one must have when attending Folksongs Anonymous meetings!

ENDANGERED----The feeling that causes one to cross to the other side of the street because a banjo player is seen approaching on your side of the street!

PSEUDO FOLK-----Sings old ballads but wears BLUE PSEUD SHOES! (rarely gets gigs)

SINGER/SONGWRITER-----A stoolpigeon who now resides in SING/SING!

FOLK D.J.-----Similar to a folk O.J.---They get away with murder!

FOLK ALLIANCE-------Britain and Ireland (AND all the folks writing in these threads) AGREE TO MAKE PEACE!!!!

Affectionately, Art Thieme