Ah, Cockroach, how misguided is your Guidance. No, verily, I say unto you that only the way you Know is Better can possibly be the better way. Learn this lesson, and learn it well, Cockroach: the Road to Hell is paved with the validation of Wrong Targets. I am certain there is A Better Way which does not involve Lard. At least, that way will lie the Better Way for me and for Mom. Of that I am sure. You, of course, by nature, may be more interested in the Larded Way.

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