Armadillo.

Your penchant for using violent and aggressive analogies when confronted with ideas or situations that are not to your liking is worrying and not in the least humorous.

Especially when it is me that you would purport to kill

Always keep in mind that the world is a very small place and there are people out there who you would do best not to even 'joke' about that kind of thing with.

Are we understanding each other here?

Don't EVER presume to be condescending to me

You haven't earned that privilige.