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Thread #59418 Message #2227908
Posted By: Amos
03-Jan-08 - 08:53 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
The story concerns a veteran pilot named Rosenberg, who was assigned a green co-pilot on a commercial passenger flight. The co-pilot was Taiwanese. They went through the pre-flight and did all the correct things, but there was no chemistry between them, and once they got aloft and on course there was a long silence. FInally the captain spoke up and said, "Ya know, I don't much like Chinese people.".
The co-pilot, shocked, replied, "Huh!! Why not like Chinese peopre?"
"The Chinese bombed Pearl Harbor!"
"That not right!! It was JAPanese who bomb Pearr Harbor, not Chinese!!!"
"Ahhh, Chinese, Japanese, they're all the same to me."
They lapsed back into a distinctly chill silence as the big plane cruised through the night.
Finally the co-pilot spoke up.
"You know, me not rike Jewish peoprr!"
"Oh, yeah?" replies the pilot. "What'samattah you, you don't like Jewish people?"
"Jewish peoprr sink Titanic!!"
"You're crazy!! The Jewish people didn't sink the Titanic!! The Titanic hot a damn iceberg!!"
"Ahhhh, iceberg, Greenberg, alla same mee!!"