Rapaire has a strong chance of leading one of the ...what is that flat area called again?...oh...Idaho caucuses, where eight people show up in a room and go to different corners depending on their preferred candidate. In Pocatello, IDaho, one of the area caucuses will be held at the Pocatello Library, and the break-out there will be five people in Rapaire's corner versus three people and a miniature dog in Mrs. Lapham's corner. Of course, her campaign literature was a small book of recipes from her grandmother printed on her Epson RX80. If she wins the caucus she has a deal in the wings with Kinko's. But it is not likely, because Rapaire has a secret weapon -- screensavers.
Every workstation in the library, both staff and those used for public access, has the same screensaver, showing a smiling Rapaire in a straw hat with red-white-and-blue band, a donkey pin on one lapel and an elephant pin in the other, and the slogan underneath "He'll Resign BEfore You KNow It!!". These screensavers cannot be turned off without a password, which happens to be !skcuAeriapaR (case sensitive).
I am sure someone will notice this and there will be a scandal. After the results are in.