In fifty posts, if we go on this way,
We will have written half another K
And in the writing, I confess,
Created beauty spun of true BS.
Let us then our glasses raise,
And our Mother roundly praise,
And avow with deep aplomb
We will pledge our hearts to Mom.

Abernathy Periwinkle McStiles
From Mother's Heart a Blessing
Collected Hymns of the Scottish BS Temple
Aberdeen, 1886