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Thread #107538   Message #2229991
Posted By: Bobert
06-Jan-08 - 07:22 PM
Thread Name: BS: Bobert Throws Hat in the Ring...
Subject: BS: Bobert Throws Hat in the Ring...
Well, what the heck do I have to lose???

Nevermind that one...

So I'm startin' a new party called the Bull Head Party and I'm runnin' and now takin' applications for VP...

Here's my ***10 Point*** platform...

1. Reform the elction laws to prevent brain dead people who think NASCAR is one of the 3 branches of governemnt from having their votes count...

2. Legalize marijuana and let the governemnt distribute and tax it...

3. Establish 2 new Departments: The Department of Peace, for which I will appoint Dennis Kucinich as Secretary and the Department of Geology (rocks, danged it) for which Little Hawk will head up... (Head up, Bobert???)... Ahhhh, will be the 1st Secretary...

4. Yup, Get-the-Fu*k-Outta-Iraq... Like now!!!

5. Campaign finance wil prohibit all contributions from individuals... You want knock on doors and lick envelopes then knock 'n lick to yer heart's delight but all campaign will be publically financed...

6. Re-establish habeas corpes, repeal legislation that allows the governemnt to circumvent the FISA court, close Guantanemo and waterboard the following people: George Bush, Dick Cheney (3 times), Condi Rice, Richard Pearle, Paul Wolfowitz, Karl Rove and anyone else that needs a good waterboardin'... Then abolish it!!!

7. Establish diplomatic realtions with Iran...

8. Buy back every "non commercial" vehicle and melt them down an remake fuel efficient hybrids...

9. Establish a commuter tax and give tax incentives to "work-live-play" communities...

10. Establish tax incentives and laws to create public/private partnerships between industry and the prison/indusrial complex that, with coupled with reduced sentencing, will de-incarcerate the mllions of Amerccans who are now locked up... This also includes sex offenders who are doing de-facto life sentences in mental health facilities...

Yeah, those are the basics... There's alot more but we'll start herer and work out way forward...

I ask for you votes and your support and God Bless America (it sho nuff needs it)...

Bobert