Well, some fine ideas to ponder...

Heck with bringin' the food to Washington... All we need is a roto-tiller, few tons of manure and some seed from Gung Seed Company... Oh yeam a few chickensm cows, one bull, etc... and some fencing... Yeah, we'll turn the White Hose grounds into an organic garden, collect rain in barrels and all... Then when the school children come to visit the White House they can get a real life lesson on what it meanms to be "green"...

That's yer new job, Janie... Secretary of Gardening with Chanteyranger as yer under-secretary... You two will do a bang-up job..., Okay, the hours will be long and the pay lousy but the...

...the food won't make ya' sick, 'er nuthin'...

Yo, Rigs,

I think I've come up with the perfect job fir you... Secretary of Knotheads... Yep you have more patience than I do with 'um so when they come 'round buggin' me about meaningless stuff I'll just refer them to the Department of Knotheads and you can wrestle with 'um... Seein' as most of them is borderline (or not) insane we can take some money outta the ol' mental health budget to fund your department...

(But, Bobert... Their ain't no more money in the mental health budget... The privitized fuirms stole it all and laid off all the mental health workers...)

Hmmmmm, let me think on this one...

Yo, Skivee,

Gonna have to think on that run on sentences thing seein' as I have alot of other very important matters to deal with and all you know what I mean I'm sure...

Yo, SRS...

I can't rightly make you Secretary of State as in your case it would "states"... Maybe we need a new Departmant of States??? Lettma ponder that while you arrange for Dubya's stay at Guantanemo... Make sure that he get's a private tour of the waterboarding area...

Yo, leena,

Done deal... Them things bug me, too ... Maybe we need a Department of Design where every product is reviewed for it's sensibility???

Well, folks, I think we're off to a good start here and just keep pluggin' away and remember our slogan:

"An organic garden in every yard and waterboard the waterboarders..."

B~