Ha! Good post, Beer. You're right, we've got all those things they want...

Lots of virgin land.
A fair number of virgins, period!
Beavers.
Moose.
Maple Syrup.
Great scenery.
The world's largest supply of fresh water.
Plently of minerals.
Trees, trees, and more trees.
Don Cherry.
The best hockey players.
PBS that doesn't beg you constantly for donations.
Socialism in a happy marriage with capitalism.
Universal health care for all.
A smallish deficit.
A strong and rising currency.
No patriot act.
No war in Iraq.
No plans to attack Iran.
A leader who can be turfed out of office prior to every 4 years if he deserves to be.
And Resdan. Mustn't forget Resdan.