Ahhhh, that one is easy, Donuel... Tell the lazy corportists, their wives, bothers, sisters and kids to get off their lazy butts and get to work with the rest of US...

Ahhhh, gnu... Yeah, Okay... I kinda like the pot in every chicken idea and it could be done in the chicken houses which would make the chickens alot happier about their situation... Yup, stone the heck outta them chickens so that when they finally get to KFC there'd be 'nuff THC in a chicken to keep a family of 4 stoned 'til bed time... Brilliant, my boy, brilliant...

See how things work out when you have creative folks in the cabinet???

Now as for Shanty Songs??? Seein' as I am a bluesman there ain't gonna be no Department of Shanty Songs... Not even an agency... Might of fact, not even an exploratory commission... Department of Blues??? Yeah??? My buddy, Tweed, is going to head that one up... Us fir you shantiers??? Well, I'll have to ghet back to ya' but not to worry... You'll get treated better that the banjo players...

B~