Perhaps the Bobert administration will need a facilitator to ease communications between the blues people and the shantiers.

It could be a very difficult job, since one group claps on two and four and the other on one and three. Nevertheless, I'll step forward and assume this arduous task, seeing as how nobody else is any better qualified...

(Now, I'm sure that there are many hereabouts who are equally fit for the job, but ~ I axed first!)