As you all know, I'm fairly broad minded - but if he or she starts singing those bloody English folksongs, and playing jigs and reels - you know the sort of thing - expecting everybody to clap along and sing in the choruses.....

well you have to draw the line somewhere   Sheffield to the North and Northampton to the south. I think that leaves most of the civilised world as we know it.

Seriously though mate, if someone's getting on your tits....tip him the black spot, its your club. It's a folk club, not Care in the Community.