"About time someone got over there and gave a Sala'am to the Iranians, sorted out the dogs in Afghanistan."
I'm kinfused. Do Iranian enjoy greasy spicey sausage? And why would you put a sweater on a dog?
But seriously, I think you should reconsider the Ministry Of Shanty Singing. The voices in my head say hat you should. Would you like a ride in my taxi? Do you like Jodie Foster?...Are you talkin' ta me?...are you talkin' ta ME?