To help finance the campaign my stock broker Gorlock suggests investing in moon rocks. He says its better than gold since no one is likely to steal the moon.

Art is no longer a good investment.
Due to the mortgage crises even the art world is in turmoil. The $50 million Piccasso that was stolen in Spain today with the use of a crow bar and auto jack is no longer worth $50 million.
The insurance company will only pay out $150 which they claim is comparable to current ebay prices.


So I will donate a deed to 25 acres of moon estate which is equal to 53 hetares of moon rock which in Earth gravity is 2,566,888 metric tons of moon rock valued at 42Trillion dollars if it were on Earth.

Don't spend it in one state.