So the woman walks into the "Sexual Novelty Store" and says to the clerk, "My husband has been out of town for a month and I'm going crazy without him. What have you got to help me?" The clerk reaches into the display cabinet and pulls out a 12" vibrator and hands it to the woman. She stares at it and says, "Oh my. What do you do with it?" The clerk says, "Just pretend its your husband. You'll love it!! Take it home and use it tonight and and call me tomorrow to let me know what you think."

The next day the woman calls back and tells the clerk she used it, but now has another question. The guy says he'll be happy to help and what is it she wants to know.

"Well, it worked fine," she said, "but do you know of a good dentist since now all of my teeth are broken out?"

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