I can, like, chug down a 2-4 in 3 minnutes flat! I can scarf down a supersize pizza in 1 minnute flat! I can bring ANY woman to an amazin' flippin' ograzm in 2 minittes or less! I can out-flippin' play ANYONE in the world when it comes to air guitarr. I can hotwire a snowmobile in 15 seconds. And I can touch my tung to the top of my flippin' eyebrows, eh?

I am The Man. A lengende in my onw time.

- Shane