Over the last few days Sheldon's favorite thing has been my jewelry box. He dumped it the other day and made off with about 10 necklaces that I have yet to locate. I just know the little shit is going to pull them out, one at a time, and play with them in front of me over the course of the next few weeks. I found about 5 of them, 2 of which he bit through and destroyed.

Next time please remind me that I have sworn off kittens (they'll be 2 next month and should start to slow down!) and will be adopting only older cats from this point forward (yeah right).