Many chickens have perished in the fight for freedom!

I bow my head every year on National Chicken Day (February 22nd, coincidentally also George Washington's birthday) when I think of all the chickens that have died so that I can live in freedom... (sniff)

Janie - Well, I'm flattered...but I have to tell you that marriage just scares the hell out of me! That's why I'm still single at age 59. I just won't do it. The engagement party, the ring, the best man, the bridesmaids, the ceremony, the cake, the tuxedo, the friggin' stupid stag party, the inlaws...GAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!! I'd rather be thrown naked in a vat full of pit vipers than go through all that. I don't trust the institution of marriage as far as I could throw it.