Thag am sleeping in cave.
Thag wake up and find big black monolith in front of cave.
Big black monolith make sing sound and Thag head hurt.
Thag think to pick up bone and crush little pig head.
All ladies like Thag better than Og.
Og wait till Thag sleep, then Og crush Thag head with rock.
Og say, "Me no big think head like thag, but Og no stupid".

From Bennet Serf's "Big Book Of Thang and Og Jokes"