I just did a week end gig at Rhodes after roaming the hinterlands of Judea, but then I suppose all roams lead to Rhodes!
Anyway, I did my act and they gave me the boot...the right boot of the Colossus! Who knew they had room in it? Not fancy, but lots of sole!
Anyway, I had a girl beating on my hotel room door all night. I finally had to let her out!
Come on you guys, these are the jokes! The Dionysian Tragedies are down the street!