We need LTS on this one, she invented the KAKSOD acronym for just these circumstances, and I have been meaning to ask whether she buys keyboards wholesale.

As to the good professor's query, I have come close to losing bits of drink through laughing, but seldom while at the keyboard as I usually choose not to drink while driveling.   My keyboard has had a dusting of biscuit (cookie to westpondsiders) crumbs from time to time.

I don't think there is much wrong with my mouth, take no notice of anyone who tells you different, they just know me too well.