I like Guatamala coffe which, if injested correctly (no needles) will not return from either the nose or the mouth regardless of what one reads...

However, the dreaded Meteporical coffee, from the Land of Meta, is quite another beast indeed... I've heard of the stuff returnin' from the ears??? Of course, one would have to listen to some very lousy music, maybe shanty songs, to swallow it and find it coming out the ears but...

... that is what I've heard...

B~