Historically the best crack-pot recipe is along these lines:

Take one small brain and marinate in a rich sauce of money and undeserved privelege. Carefully trim all merit.

Add two spoonfuls of egocentric unfounded beliefs, carefully ground up.

Blend with a tablespoon of arrogance.

Be sure to provide frequent bail-outs during roasting.

Place in a large white house and serve.

Has been known to make folks sick. But is definitely world-class crackpot.


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