I hate abbreviations when they're not obvious.
What's MFI? Is this a music thread?
I take it MFI is a UK furniture retailer, but maybe it's Malmö Flygindustri or Ministers Fellowship International, or some government agency.
As for Jeffrey Archer the multi-tasking novelist, him I know - somewhat.
But I still don't get the joke, and I seen no connection with music, so down it goes to the non-music section...
-Joe-